Fortrose Man Jumps NHS Queue
FORTROSE -- Frustrated over lengthy waiting times for NHS services, Jock Spense, 62, of Academy Street, recently devised a novel way to...
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theanderson99
- Oct 3, 2022
- 3 min
Fortrose Man Swipes Right, Matches With Self
FORTROSE -- Euan McIver, 24, of Tulloch Town, has finally found his ideal mate, or so it would seem. One of the first users to sign up to...
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theanderson99
- Sep 26, 2022
- 2 min
Fortrose Man: Miracle in Pub
FORTROSE -- Duncan Gill, 46, of Anderson Drive, revealed to us that he recently witnessed a miracle in a local pub. "Aye, I was mindin me...
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theanderson99
- Sep 19, 2022
- 3 min
Fortrose Man On Visit to Museum: "I Could Have Painted That"
FORTROSE -- Malcolm McKenzie, 55, of Rose Street, has just returned from holiday in Spain. "The wife and I, we like going to Fuengirola...
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theanderson99
- Sep 5, 2022
- 2 min
Unemployed Fortrose Man on Strike
FORTROSE -- Stuart Stewart, 57, of Station Crescent, has been out of work since leaving his job as a barman at the Culbokie Inn in 2019....
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theanderson99
- Aug 29, 2022
- 2 min
Fortrose Man Early To Own Funeral
FORTROSE -- Much to the amusement of his friends and family, a casket containing the earthly remains of Colin MacAndrews, formerly of...
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theanderson99
- Aug 22, 2022
- 2 min
Fortrose Man Grows Beard While Waiting For Plumber
FORTROSE -- Journeyman electrician, Whim McIntosh, 36, of MacKeddie Drive, recently noticed the passage of time since making an...
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theanderson99
- Aug 15, 2022
- 3 min
Fortrose Man in Jaffa Cake Kerfuffle
FORTROSE -- In a dramatic cultural reversal of what has come to be known as "Black Friday Retail Rage", two shoppers recently created a...
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theanderson99
- Aug 8, 2022
- 3 min
Fortrose Man Lashes Out at "Fishy" Online Content
FORTROSE -- Stuart Menzies, 73, of Precincts Lane, has contacted us to express his disgust at offensive comments he read online. "There...
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theanderson99
- Aug 1, 2022
- 3 min
Fortrose Man Given Choice of Exile Destinations
FORTROSE -- The Home Office, in an unprecedented move, has given Delroy Gibbons, 67, of Castle Street, the luxury of choosing the country...
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theanderson99
- Jul 25, 2022
- 3 min
Fortrose Man Implicated in Tourist Tidal Terror
FORTROSE -- Donald MacDonald, 51, of Deans Road, has been named as an agent in a near-tragedy on Rosemarkie Beach. "It was an experience...
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theanderson99
- Jul 18, 2022
- 2 min
Fortrose Man Rages as Tourist Fails to Return "The Wave"
FORTROSE -- Connor Buckie, 37, simply could not believe his eyes when a suspected tourist failed to return his wave in the perilous High...
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theanderson99
- Jul 11, 2022
- 2 min
Fortrose Man "Can't Hear Any Seagulls"
FORTROSE -- Mint Findlayson, 33, of Wester Links, maintains that despite living less than 100 yards from the beach, he doesn't know what...
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theanderson99
- Jul 4, 2022
- 2 min
Fortrose Man Has Existential Thought on Laundry Day
FORTROSE -- Lifelong bachelor, Ewan Hanson, 51, recently was hanging out the laundry behind his mother's house on Academy Street only to...
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theanderson99
- Jun 27, 2022
- 2 min
"They'd Make a Fortune if They Opened on Mondays," Advises Social Media User
FORTROSE -- Frequent social media user, Greet Merriwether, 73, has posted some tough-love advice for local businesses on her Twitter...
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