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Fortrose Man Jumps NHS Queue
FORTROSE -- Frustrated over lengthy waiting times for NHS services, Jock Spense, 62, of Academy Street, recently devised a novel way to...
theanderson99
Oct 17, 20223 min read
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Fortrose Man Swipes Right, Matches With Self
FORTROSE -- Euan McIver, 24, of Tulloch Town, has finally found his ideal mate, or so it would seem. One of the first users to sign up to...
theanderson99
Oct 3, 20223 min read
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Fortrose Man: Miracle in Pub
FORTROSE -- Duncan Gill, 46, of Anderson Drive, revealed to us that he recently witnessed a miracle in a local pub. "Aye, I was mindin me...
theanderson99
Sep 26, 20222 min read
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Fortrose Man On Visit to Museum: "I Could Have Painted That"
FORTROSE -- Malcolm McKenzie, 55, of Rose Street, has just returned from holiday in Spain. "The wife and I, we like going to Fuengirola...
theanderson99
Sep 19, 20223 min read
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Unemployed Fortrose Man on Strike
FORTROSE -- Stuart Stewart, 57, of Station Crescent, has been out of work since leaving his job as a barman at the Culbokie Inn in 2019....
theanderson99
Sep 5, 20222 min read
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Fortrose Man Early To Own Funeral
FORTROSE -- Much to the amusement of his friends and family, a casket containing the earthly remains of Colin MacAndrews, formerly of...
theanderson99
Aug 29, 20222 min read
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Fortrose Man Grows Beard While Waiting For Plumber
FORTROSE -- Journeyman electrician, Whim McIntosh, 36, of MacKeddie Drive, recently noticed the passage of time since making an...
theanderson99
Aug 22, 20222 min read
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Fortrose Man in Jaffa Cake Kerfuffle
FORTROSE -- In a dramatic cultural reversal of what has come to be known as "Black Friday Retail Rage", two shoppers recently created a...
theanderson99
Aug 15, 20223 min read
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Fortrose Man Lashes Out at "Fishy" Online Content
FORTROSE -- Stuart Menzies, 73, of Precincts Lane, has contacted us to express his disgust at offensive comments he read online. "There...
theanderson99
Aug 8, 20223 min read
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Fortrose Man Given Choice of Exile Destinations
FORTROSE -- The Home Office, in an unprecedented move, has given Delroy Gibbons, 67, of Castle Street, the luxury of choosing the country...
theanderson99
Aug 1, 20223 min read
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Fortrose Man Implicated in Tourist Tidal Terror
FORTROSE -- Donald MacDonald, 51, of Deans Road, has been named as an agent in a near-tragedy on Rosemarkie Beach. "It was an experience...
theanderson99
Jul 25, 20223 min read
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Fortrose Man Rages as Tourist Fails to Return "The Wave"
FORTROSE -- Connor Buckie, 37, simply could not believe his eyes when a suspected tourist failed to return his wave in the perilous High...
theanderson99
Jul 18, 20222 min read
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Fortrose Man "Can't Hear Any Seagulls"
FORTROSE -- Mint Findlayson, 33, of Wester Links, maintains that despite living less than 100 yards from the beach, he doesn't know what...
theanderson99
Jul 11, 20222 min read
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Fortrose Man Has Existential Thought on Laundry Day
FORTROSE -- Lifelong bachelor, Ewan Hanson, 51, recently was hanging out the laundry behind his mother's house on Academy Street only to...
theanderson99
Jul 4, 20222 min read
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"They'd Make a Fortune if They Opened on Mondays," Advises Social Media User
FORTROSE -- Frequent social media user, Greet Merriwether, 73, has posted some tough-love advice for local businesses on her Twitter...
theanderson99
Jun 27, 20222 min read
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